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How much do you really know about your four favorite ladies living in Miami? Our 2025 The Golden Girls Calendar will test your knowledge with Golden Girls trivia on each daily page. Now if it only came with a cheesecake... Day-at-a-Time Calendars feature full-color, page-a-day designs with Saturday and Sunday combined, and a sturdy, self-standing easel making it the perfect addition to your office desk decor. To help reduce waste, DateWorks Day-at-a-Time Calendars are now plastic-free! The former plastic easel is now a sturdy, eco-friendly gray board material. DateWorks 2025 Calendars are great for staying organized and productive all year long. They also make a perfect gift for anyone on your list!

• Day at a Time Box Calendar

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Stay entertained all year round with this 2025 The Golden Girls Calendar, featuring iconic moments and witty quotes from the beloved television series. Each month brings forth the charm and humor of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia, making this calendar a nostalgic trip down memory lane for fans of the timeless sitcom. DateWorks Wall Calendars feature a calendar page for each month of 2025, as well as the last four months of 2024. Each monthly calendar spread features enough room to mark important dates or write down reminder notes - making them perfect for staying organized and productive all year long. 2024-2025 Calendars make a great gift for anyone on your list!

• 16-Month Wall Calendar

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Laszlo's 100% Witch Skin Hat is missing, and somebody who frequents the Staten Island Vampire Residence is responsible. It's vital that the hat be recovered, lest the cursed thing act up more than it has. Join Laszlo, Nandor, Colin and the rest as they search the Fancy Room and Attic to see if the hat is shoved behind a Nadja Doll or shoved into a Hollowed out Book. After all, WHO took it, WHERE they hid it, and WHAT item they used to conceal it will have to be uncovered if there's to be any kind of peace.

• Includes:
  Game Board
  6 Suspect Movers
  6 Personality Cards
  21 Rumor Cards
  25 Intrigue Cards
  Clue Sheets
  Envelope
  6 Hiding Spots
  Dice
  Rules
•  Age 16+
• 2-6 Players
• Play Time 60+ Min.

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Dive into the drama and excitement of Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital with Trivial Pursuit®: Grey's Anatomy Edition! This captivating trivia game is designed for on-the-go fun. 100 Question Cards boasting a total of 600 questions, ensuring a variety of challenges to test your Grey's Anatomy knowledge.

Components:

• 1 Wedge Holder
• 100 Question Cards (Categories: You're My Person, Doctor's Orders, McDreamy or McSteamy?, It's a Beautiful Day to Save Lives, Welcome to The Game, Dance It Out)
• 1 Die
• Rules
• Age 12 +
• 2+ Players 
• 30+ min play time

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Here's your chance to own the official Family Guy Monopoly game! Introducing MONOPOLY®: Family Guy, a brand-new release from USAOPOLY that celebrates the Emmy Award-winning comedy series!

Lucky There’s a MONOPOLY® Guy That’s right. All of Freakin’ Quahog is up for sale! You can buy, sell, or trade all the prime real estate in town, from the Barrington Country Club where those hoity-toity phonies hang out to the Quahog Mini-Mart where you can find the cheapest (and stalest) cases of Pawtucket Patriot. It’s all up for grabs. Gauge your opponents every time they land on your stuff. Build homes and mansions to expand your Quahog empire so you can take all their dough. C’mon you know the drill. This game’s been around for, like, forever.

• Contents: Game Board 6 Custom Tokens (Banana Brian, Giant Chicken, Meg’s Hat and Glasses, Evil Monkey, Lois’ Piano, and Rupert)
• 28 Title Deed Cards
• 16 HOLY CRAP! Cards
• 16 WHAAAAA? Cards
• 32 House renamed HOMES
• 12 Hotels renamed MANSIONS
• 1 Pack of Clams
• 2 Dice Rules

Players:

• 2-6

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Here's your chance to own the official Grey's Anatomy Monopoly game! Introducing MONOPOLY®: Grey's Anatomy a brand-new release from USAOPOLY that celebrates the critically acclaimed, Emmy Award-winning series! Survive the Drama! Embark on a riveting journey through the world of Grey's Anatomy in this special edition of Monopoly. You will need to assemble the ultimate team of doctors from Miranda Bailey to Meredith Grey. Then charge a fee for a consultation. It is a race to save lives with the staff of Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital.

Contents:

• Game Board
• 6 Custom Tokens (Ferry Boat, Clipboard, First Aid Kit Bag, Scrub Top, Stethoscope, and Scalpel)
• 28 Title Deed Cards
• 16 YOU'RE MY PERSON Cards
• 16 DANCE IT OUT! Cards
• 32 House renamed Certifications
• 12 Hotels renamed Specialities
• 1 Pack of Custom GREY'S ANATOMY Money
• 2 Dice
• Rules

Players:

• 2-6

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Bring the spirit of Miami's golden charm to every gift with The Golden Girls Miami Wrapping Paper. Featuring Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia surrounded by palm leaves, this gift wrap captures the essence of the girls' timeless bond, perfect for adding a touch of friendship and laughter to any occasion. Whether it's birthdays, anniversaries, or just a thoughtful gesture, let the iconic imagery of their cherished moments on the lanai elevate your gifting experience.

• Repeating Pattern Design printed on 65# photo quality Satin Paper.
• Full color edge to edge and easy to work with when wrapping your gift.

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Elevate your gift-giving experience this holiday season with The Golden Girls Holiday Cheer Wrapping Paper. Featuring the iconic quartet of Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia adorned in Santa hats, this gift wrap exudes a timeless charm that captures the essence of friendship and laughter. Let the vibrant and heartwarming spirits of these beloved characters infuse your presents with an extra layer of joy and nostalgia.

• Repeating Pattern Design printed on 65# photo quality Satin Paper.
• Full color edge to edge and easy to work with when wrapping your gift.

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Jingle all the way with the crew of Planet Express in this hilarious retelling of the Christmas classic.

Join Fry, Leela, and Bender as they battle Robot Santa on Xmas Eve. This delightful book reimagines the traditional poem with the beloved characters of Groening's award-winning Futurama series. Deck the halls along with the crew of Planet Express in this newly minted Christmas classic featuring new art and an original story inspired by the iconic holiday poem. In the vein of other pop culture holiday tales such as A Die Hard Christmas and Bob Ross' Happy Little Night Before Christmas, this is Christmas with a thirty-first century twist. Start a new tradition with this fully authorized and fully outlandish poem of tidings and terror.

About The Author Matt Groening is the creator and executive producer of the Emmy® Award–winning series Futurama and The Simpsons, as well as creator of the animated television series Disenchantment. He is the man responsible for bringing animation back to prime time and creating an immortal nuclear family. In addition to supervising the ongoing production of his television series, he wrote and illustrated Life in Hell, a weekly syndicated comic strip, from 1977 to 2012.

• Publish Date: September 26, 2023
• Format: Hardcover
• Category: Performing Arts - Television - Genres - Comedy
• Publisher: Universe
• Trim Size: 8 x 10
• Pages: 48

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Containing over forty new desserts and drink recipes from Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia, this follow-up to the first The Golden Girls Cookbook will make you feel like you're relaxing on the lanai or getting set to win the Shady Pines bake-off. Fans demanded more Golden Girls cheesecake recipes, and the Fab Four deliver with The Golden Girls Cookbook: Cheesecakes and Cocktails! Rose's The Fall of St. Olaf Pumpkin Cheesecake and Dorothy's Vodka and Black Underwear drink vie for your heart (and stomach) against Sophia's Double Fudge Amaretto Ricotta Cheesecake and Blanche's Big Daddy Mint Julep. With easy-to-follow tips, you'll learn how to make your cheesecake the star of any kitchen table and your drinks something talk about over, well, drinks. And if that's not enough, Sophia's guide to Caffè Corretto will make the rest of your day very correct. Welcome to 6151 Richmond Street, circa 1985, where joy and friendship abound, and the cheesecake is always ready for a late-night therapy session. Filled with innovative recipes by renowned chef Christopher Styler, and beautiful photos by New York Times food photographer Andrew Scrivani—plus fun quotes, jokes, and photographs from the show--this is a must-have for all fans of The Golden Girls.

• Number of Pages: 160
• Format: Hardcover 
• Author: Christopher Styler
  

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Picture it: sharing laughs all season long with a little help from Sophia Petrillo, the outspoken octogenarian who shares a Miami home (and plenty of cheesecake) with Rose, Dorothy and Blanche in "The Golden Girls." This Christmas tree ornament features Sophia clutching her signature wicker handbag and plays audio clips of some of her hilarious lines from the popular TV sitcom (battery-operated).

• Press the button on the Magic Sound ornament to hear favorite phrases from the show
• Includes: One 2022 Keepsake Ornament in gift box for easy gift giving, preservation and storage. Requires two (2) LR44 replaceable batteries (included)
• Ornament Size: Approx. 2.25 x 5 x 2.25
• Artist crafted by Anita Marra Rogers. Plastic Christmas tree ornament.

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Keep calm and eat cheesecake! This fun Christmas tree ornament features a stylized design of Rose Nylund, the lovably naïve St. Olaf native who shares a Miami retirement home (and plenty of cheesecake) with Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia in "The Golden Girls."

• Great Christmas gift idea for fans of the classic sitcom "The Golden Girls" and Rose Nylund.
• Resin ornament is ready to hang on your Christmas tree with a hanger attachment.
• Ornament Size Approx.: 1.15 x 3.45 x 1.89

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Take "lady luck" to your next game night with this Shady Pines-approved set of dice! This 6-sided set features illustrations of your favorite sassy seniors, The Golden Girls logo, and the customary slice of cheesecake.

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Head to Miami and enjoy the lovable foursome of The Golden Girls – Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia – in this collectible 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle. This puzzle will win your heart with a photo of the ladies holding a plush gator that you might say is as snappy as Sofia herself.

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Preserve your favorite moments with Rose, Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia with a collection of photos and quotes you can piece together! This 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle of The Golden Girls features a collage of cut-outs, captions, and artwork reminiscent of a scrapbook page for a frameable 19"x27" reminder that "Everything's Better with Friends and Cheesecake!"  

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The Golden Girls Edition of Monopoly® offers fans of the Emmy Award-winning show a unique game play experience as they buy, sell and trade iconic locations from the show while enjoying one of America's all-time favorite board games.

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With a foreword by Christian Slater

A fully illustrated and highly visual guide to everything Archer—from storyboards to character sketches to script excerpts—making it a collector’s item for Archer fans everywhere.

Debuting in 2009, FX’s Archer is the ultimate spy satire, brimming with irreverence, political incorrectness, and outrageous moments. The Art of Archer is a must-have companion to the groundbreaking animated comedy series, for fans and cinephiles alike.

Featuring 240 pages of concept art, exclusive interviews, script excerpts and the never-before-released original pitch for the series, The Art of Archer offers an utterly unique view of the Archer creative process. Commentary from the crew will walk fans all the way from squiggles to the brilliant final picture, revealing not only their process but their history as well. Exclusive interviews with the Emmy-nominated cast offer insights to their beloved characters and a glimpse of their favorite moments of the ceaselessly hilarious comedy.

This amazing collection is a comprehensive look behind the scenes of the award-winning animated series, showing in stunning detail the evolution of its utterly messed up (yet beloved) characters, the world’s most dysfunctional spy agency, and more. With storyboards, costume designs, reference photographs, immaculate background paintings and more, this is Archer as you have never seen it before.

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

Publication Date: 01/17/2012

Pages: 164

Product Dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.70(d)

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“The Gang” from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia attempts their most ill-conceived, get-rich quick scheme yet: publishing a “self-help book” to hilarious, sometimes dangerous, and often revolting, results.

The Gang may have finally found their golden ticket. Left alone to close down Paddy’s Pub one night, Charlie Kelly inadvertently scored himself, and his friends, the opportunity of a lifetime—a book deal with a real publishing company, real advance money, and a real(ly confused) editor. While his actual ability to read and write remains unclear, Charlie sealed the deal with some off-the-cuff commentary on bird law and the nuances of killing rats (and maybe with the help of some glue fumes in the basement with an unstable editor on a bender). While The Gang is stunned by the news, and the legally binding, irrevocable contract left on the bar, they are also ready to rise to the task and become millionaires—and of course, help Charlie actually write the book.

In their own inimitable voices, Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Sweet Dee, and Frank weigh in on important topics like Relationships, Financial Success and Career, Fashion and Personal Grooming, Health and Diet, and Survival Skills, providing insane advice, tips, tricks, and recipes (Rum Ham anyone?) as only they can.

Fans of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia rejoice and welcome the most influential work in the history of the written word (or at least since the script for The Nightman Cometh): The 7 Secrets of Awakening the Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant, Today. 

Publication Date: January 2015

Pages: 256

Product Dimensions: 5.90(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.80(d)

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Put your thoughts, dreams, ideas, and inspirations to paper in this one of a kind guided journal, a must-have for The Golden Girls fans.

Now fans of The Golden Girls have another way to enjoy their favorite foursome. Dozens of lightly guided prompts that are both fun and heartwarming ask you to record your memorable moments, favorite friends, and the things that make you happiest in this charming journal, inspired by The Golden Girls and with full-color photos from the show.

Publication Date: 6/2020

Pages: 128

Product Dimensions: 5.75(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.50(d)

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A deluxe boxed set of four hilarious yet heartwarming autobiographies from your favorite Golden Girls.

The 4 hardcover books include:

• Pray for Brains by Dorothy Zbornak
• As They Say in St. Olaf by Rose Nylund
• Picture It: Sicily by Sophia Petrillo
• The Curse of Being a Devastatingly Beautiful Woman by Blanche Devereaux

Publication Date: 4/2020

Pages: 192

Product Dimensions: 4.90(w) x 6.90(h) x 2.00(d)

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This official cookbook features totally eighties dishes from the hit TV show.

Fans have been clamoring for the recipes created by television's favorite Mother, Beverly Goldberg, and The Goldbergs Cookbook delivers. Played by Wendi McLendon-Covey and based on creator and show-runner Adam F. Goldberg's real mother, Beverly Goldberg takes every opportunity to cook for her family, putting forth her philosophy: food is love-- and a way to manipulate.

These seventy recipes, most taken from the same recipe box prominently featured in the show's sixth season, give hungry fans their best chance to cook like Beverly, who uses outlandish quantities of cheeses and meats (with veggies few and far between)--and who doles out unwanted help and snuggies to her ungrateful kids as she goes.

Recipes include Beverly's infamous Shrimp Parm-- and many other Parms, since Parming is her thing; meaty family favorites such as Rib Pot Pie (No Peas, No Carrots), 7-Meat Meatloaf, and Big Tasty Pork; and recipes Bev makes with good (unsolicited) intentions, including Barry's Special Power Chili and Bran Muffins to Help You Make, among many others. Retro food photographs accompany many of the recipes and show stills will showcase the entire Goldberg family in all of their high-strung glory.

Publication Date: 4/2020

Pages: 160

Product Dimensions: 6.40(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.90(d)

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Derek Hough, the dashing Emmy Award-winning fan favorite, and only five-time champion of the hit ABC reality show Dancing With the Stars, tells the inspiring story of his life and career, and shares insider tips of how he transforms his celebrity dance partners into confident, charismatic champions.

For eleven seasons, millions of people have tuned in to Dancing with the Stars to watch Derek Hough, the talented, consummate competitor whose skill and commitment have made him the show’s all-time champion. Whether he’s dancing with an Olympic gold medalist, an internationally renowned recording star, or a celebrated actress, Derek instills in each of his celebrity partners a deep passion, respect for hard work, and an irrepressible joie de vie spirit.

Now, for the first time ever, Derek opens up about his life and the lessons he’s learned on and off the dance floor, revealing how he went from bullied boy to ballroom boss. He details how his experiences have taught him to embrace a positive outlook, and shares the insights he’s gained working with celebrity partners, along with never-before-told, behind-the-scenes stories from the show.

Throughout, Derek spills the real secrets of learning to dance—connection, respect, and cooperative commitment—and demonstrates how he draws on the lessons of dance and competition to embrace and overcome the daily challenges we all face.

Publication Date: 08/04/2015

Pages: 224

Product Dimensions: 5.20(w) x 7.80(h) x 0.60(d)

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"Val embodies what it means to live the American dream." — Robin Roberts, Good Morning America

Valentin Chmerkovskiy, the world championship-winning and beloved Dancing with the Stars ballroom dancer invites fans into his life as never before, sharing the experiences, including the failures and successes, that have shaped him, from his early childhood in Ukraine to growing up as an immigrant in the U.S. to his rise to international fame.

Val has captivated viewers of Dancing with the Stars since his first performance in 2011. While DWTS demonstrates Val’s beautiful physicality, this moving memoir illuminates his soul, revealing a deep, thoughtful person who channels his emotions and socially conscious views through his art. The beloved dance champion and choreographer assesses his life and career so far—where he’s come from and where he hopes to go.

For the first time, Val looks back at his childhood in Odessa, Ukraine, and his Jewish family’s immigration to the United States—including what it was like to grow up as a stranger desperate to fit into a different culture, how he worked to become a premiere dancer, and, of course, the collaborations and competitions with his brother and fellow DWTS sensation, Maksim "Maks" Chmerkovskiy.

Val speaks warmly of his close-knit family and shares intimate and inspiring stories meant to offer hope and motivation not only to fans but to everyone with a dream. Enduring anti-Semitism in their native land, Val’s parents wanted a better life for their children—a desire that led them to leave everything they knew and start again thousands of miles away in a foreign country. It was a gamble that paid off—after years of practice and discipline, Val, along with his older brother Maks, have reached the pinnacle of success. Though he admits he sometimes still feels like an outsider, Val expresses his enduring gratitude for everything that America represents and pays homage to his adopted nation and the opportunities it has afforded him and his family.

Inspiring, heartfelt, and compulsively readable—and showcasing sixteen-pages of never-before-seen photographs, as well as a foreword by brother Maks—Val’s memoir is filled with the moments that have moved and shaped him, and is sure to touch readers’ hearts as well.

Publication Date: 2/2019

Pages: 336

Product Dimensions: 5.20(w) x 7.90(h) x 1.00(d)