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A deluxe boxed set of four hilarious yet heartwarming autobiographies from your favorite Golden Girls.

The 4 hardcover books include:

• Pray for Brains by Dorothy Zbornak
• As They Say in St. Olaf by Rose Nylund
• Picture It: Sicily by Sophia Petrillo
• The Curse of Being a Devastatingly Beautiful Woman by Blanche Devereaux

Publication Date: 4/2020

Pages: 192

Product Dimensions: 4.90(w) x 6.90(h) x 2.00(d)

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With The Golden Girls logo across the chest and made of a comfortable 50% polyester / 50% cotton blend, The Golden Girls Icon Adult Hoodie is a cozy addition to any fan's style. Show off your favorite group of gals by wearing this Golden Girls hoodie while out and about or while at home eating cheesecake. Machine-wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional crewneck sweatshirt!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Stay golden by wearing The Golden Girls Golden Adult Hoodie everywhere you go. Featuring Rose, Sophia, Blanche, and Dorothy, this comfortable hoodie is perfect to wear during your next marathon of The Golden Girls. With a 50% polyester / 50% cotton blend, this hoodie is a soft addition to your style. Machine-wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Let me tell you a story. Picture it: Sicily, 1922. Whether you are telling your grandkids how you embarked on a glorious vacation or are simply enjoying your morning coffee while watching The Golden Girls, this The Golden Girls Sophia Picture It Sicily Mug will make you smile with each sip.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large, easy-grip handle.

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Have I given you any indication that I care? Sassy and hilarious, Sophia will always make The Golden Girls fans laugh. Whether you hang this The Golden Girls Sophia Any Indication Poster on your wall or gift it to the biggest Sophia Petrillo fan, this poster is the perfect addition to any fan's home.

• This poster is a fun addition to any room!
• Made of: Premium satin photo paper and pigment based ink.
• Additional information: Poster does not include frame and will be shipped in an individual tube mailer.

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There are many The Golden Girls quotes that make us laugh, but Dorothy telling Stanley that he is truly one chromosome away from being a potato takes the cake. From your morning coffee to your evening tea, you can relish in your favorite The Golden Girls quote each time you use this hilarious The Golden Girls Dorothy One Chromosome Mug

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large, easy-grip handle.

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Sometimes, you just have to go to sleep and pray for brains. A hilarious tribute to an iconic Dorothy Zbornak quote, this The Golden Girls Dorothy Pray For Brains Poster is a must-have addition to your The Golden Girls collection. From your office to your living room, this The Golden Girls poster will always make you chuckle.

• This poster is a fun addition to any room!
• Made of: Premium satin photo paper and pigment based ink.
• Additional information: Poster does not include frame and will be shipped in an individual tube mailer.

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Even if you are feeling bad...at least you look good! Whether you need a little morning pick-me-up or a relaxing night time beverage, this The Golden Girls Blanche Isn't It Amazing Mug lets you enjoy your coffee or tea with a smile on your face. This Blanche mug also makes a great gift for the biggest The Golden Girls fan who never fails to look amazing.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large, easy-grip handle.

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Sometimes, it truly is a burden to be so incredibly beautiful. Alas, we move forward! Hilarious and oh-so-humble, Blanche teaches us that self-confidence is key to a happy life. Remind yourself just how stunning you are by hanging this The Golden Girls Blanche Beauty Poster where you will always see it.

• This poster is a fun addition to any room!
• Made of: Premium satin photo paper and pigment based ink.
• Additional information: Poster does not include frame and will be shipped in an individual tube mailer.

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As they say in St. Olaf, "Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen!" Featuring Rose Nylund and her hilarious quote, this The Golden Girls Rose St. Olaf Poster proudly displays a St. Olaf saying that is filled with meaning, awe, and inspiration (....we think). Hang this The Golden Girls poster in your media room, office, or living room to represent Rose and St. Olaf.

• This poster is a fun addition to any room!
• Made of: Premium satin photo paper and pigment based ink.
• Additional information: Poster does not include frame and will be shipped in an individual tube mailer.

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There's no power like GG power! Whether you stick this colorful The Golden Girls GG Power Die Cut Sticker on your laptop, planner, or water bottle, you can take the gumption, class, and hilarity of Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose with you everywhere you go.

• Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

For non-commercial personal use only

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Spacious, durable, and featuring the original girl squad front and center, this The Golden Girls Portrait Tote Bag is a must-have accessory for fans. Whether you are heading to class or want an environmentally-friendly grocery bag, this tote bag is versatile enough to satisfy any storage needs.

• Dimensions: Bag 15" x 15"
• Maximum weight limit: 44lb
• Handle length: 11.8".
• Made Of: 100% spun polyester fabric, Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim.
• Care: Handwash.

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From jazzercise to lounging at home watching The Golden Girls, these The Golden Girls Stylized Print Leggings are the comfiest addition to any wardrobe. Featuring a pattern of your favorite The Golden Girls and show icons, these leggings show the world that you are the #1 The Golden Girls fans.

• These comfortable leggings will be perfect for running errands or relaxing at home.
• Fit: Tight.
• Made Of: 82% polyester/18% spandex.
• Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low on a cool setting, or lay-flat for longest life.

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When it comes to style, no place does it better than Miami. With a photo of Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose against a soft pink material, this modern The Golden Girls Miami You Got Style Women's Crop Top T-Shirt is the perfect look for the summer. Pair this crop top with your favorite leggings or jeans to create a chic look that any The Golden Girls fan will appreciate.

• This all-over printed crop tee is just what's needed for a casual day of relaxation and adventures.
• Fit: Comfortable Fit. Item generally runs small. We suggest sizing up.
• Made Of: 95% polyester and 5% elastane
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Home to Rose Nylund from 1985 to 1992, St. Olaf offers pristine views for all who visit. Whether you are spending a weekend in this Minnesota town or simply dreaming of it, this buttery-soft The Golden Girls Beautiful St. Olaf Tri-Blend Short Sleeve T-Shirt lets you take a piece of St. Olaf with you everywhere you go.

• Super soft and comfortable tri-blend material will make this shirt your new favorite!
• Fit: Slim structure for a modern silhouette - we suggest ordering a size up if you prefer a baggier fit.
• Made of: 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low
• Additional Information: Laundered fabric to avoid shrinkage after washing

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Perfect for laptops, notebooks, and more, this The Golden Girls Shady Pines Sticker lets you celebrate your favorite retirement home and threat everywhere you go. Whether you gift it to your family member to keep them in line or add it to your own accessories, this sticker is perfect for any fan of The Golden Girls.

• Show off your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

For non-commercial personal use only

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Spacious, durable, and a stylish nod to Dorothy’s threats to Sophia, this The Golden Girls Shady Pines Tote Bag is the perfect accessory for any fan. Featuring a pattern of pine trees and the retirement home’s logo across the center, this tote bag is a classic addition to your style.

• This bag is perfect for carrying your everyday items, everywhere you go!
• Dimensions: Bag 15" x 15",Capacity – 2.6 US gal,Maximum weight limit – 44lb,Handle length 11.8", .
• Made Of: 100% spun polyester fabric,Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim.
• Care: Handwash.

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Perfect for fans of Dorothy and Sophia’s relationship, this The Golden Girls Shady Pines Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt lets you take an iconic piece of the show with you everywhere you go. With a design of Shady Pines Retirement Home front and center, this comfy tee is a classic addition to your wardrobe.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

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If threatening your mom with a retirement home to keep her in line isn’t love, then what is? Featuring the iconic Shady Pines Retirement Home, this Shady Pines Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt from The Golden Girls is the perfect addition to your collection. Comfortable and classic, this tee will be loved by any fan of The Golden Girls.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

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With Rose Nylund on one side and the vibrant The Golden Girls logo on the other, this The Golden Girls Rose Back In St. Olaf Mug lets you represent your favorite Golden Girl and favorite place with each use. You can also gift this The Golden Girls mug to your best friend to thank them for being a pal and a confidant.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large, easy-grip handle.

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No matter what you are facing, know this: cheesecake fixes everything. Keep calm, eat cheesecake, and look great doing so by adding this The Golden Girls Keep Calm And Eat Cheesecake Long Sleeve T-Shirt to your cheesecake-eating, The Golden Girls-watching wardrobe.

• You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton long sleeve tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to wear anywhere you go.
• Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

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Our pals and our confidants, The Golden Girls gang was the original squad. Represent Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose in style by adding this The Golden Girls Golden Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt do your wardrobe. Available in multiple colors, this The Golden Girls t-shirt pairs well with any style.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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With Dorothy’s iconic threat to Sophia across the center, this The Golden Girls "Shady Pines, Ma" Tote Bag will become any fan’s favorite accessory. Whether you use this spacious tote bag for work, class, the gym, or a trip to Shady Pines Retirement Home, everyone will know that you are the biggest fan of The Golden Girls each time you wear this tote.

• This bag is perfect for carrying your everyday items, everywhere you go!
• Dimensions: Bag 15" x 15",Capacity – 2.6 US gal,Maximum weight limit – 44lb,Handle length 11.8", .
• Made Of: 100% spun polyester fabric,Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim.
• Care: Handwash.

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This comfy The Golden Girls "Shady Pines, Ma" Hooded Sweatshirt is a must-have addition to any fan’s wardrobe. With a warm, soft interior and Dorothy’s threat to Sophia across the front, this hooded sweatshirt will be recognized by any fan. Select your favorite color and wear this hoodie everywhere you go.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Featuring Dorothy’s infamous threat to Sophia across the chest, this The Golden Girls "Shady Pines, Ma" Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt is a hilarious addition to your wardrobe. Perfect for marathons of The Golden Girls or a trip to Shady Pines Retirement Home, this tee is a versatile addition to any wardrobe.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

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Shady Pines, Ma! The threat heard ‘round the world, this The Golden Girls "Shady Pines, Ma" Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt is a must-have for fans of Dorothy Zbornak. With a comfortable fit and available in multiple colors, this tee is perfect to wear during your next marathon of The Golden Girls.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

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This Blanche There’s a Ho Ho Ho Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt is a hilarious gift to give any fan of The Golden Girls this holiday season. With a smiling Blanche surrounded by “There’s a Ho Ho Ho in this House,” this comfy tee will make your holiday season merry, bright, and oh-so golden.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

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This comfy Blanche There’s a Ho Ho Ho Fleece Crewneck is perfect to wear to your next sweater contest, gift exchange, or holiday movie marathon. Featuring Blanche and a design that will make anyone laugh, this fleece crewneck is a must-have holiday look for fans of The Golden Girls.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional crewneck sweatshirt!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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This Golden Girls Dorothy Commercial Christmas Crewneck makes a great gift for those who, like Dorothy, believe that the holidays have become so commercial. Cozy and festive, this crewneck will fill any fan with holiday cheer each time they wear it.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional crewneck sweatshirt!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy. This holiday ain’t gonna be no cakewalk without this Golden Girls Sophia Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Crewneck Sweatshirt! Featuring a festive design and one of Sophia’s most iconic insults, this sweatshirt is the perfect look for Sophia fans this holiday season.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional crewneck sweatshirt!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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If you believe that Christmas without fruitcake is simply preposterous, then you will love wearing this The Golden Girls Rose Christmas Without Fruitcake Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt all holiday season long. From making fruitcake to watching The Golden Girls, you will love wearing this tee.

• You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton long sleeve tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to wear anywhere you go.
• Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

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Make your holiday wardrobe merry and bright with this Golden Girls Blanche Ho Ho Ho Crewneck. Featuring a festive Blanche in a Santa hat, this cozy crew neck is perfect to wear to your next Secret Santa party or holiday sweater contest.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional crewneck sweatshirt!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Cozy, classic, and perfect for fans of Dorothy’s threats to Sophia, this The Golden Girls Shady Pines Hooded Sweatshirt is a great addition to your cool-weather wardrobe. Featuring a design of Shady Pines Retirement Home across the chest and available in multiple colors, this hooded sweatshirt is ideal for chilly days, marathons of The Golden Girls, and relaxing afternoons at home.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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With your squad by your side, you can do anything. No matter how you celebrate pride this year, do so in style with this Rainbow Squad Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt from The Golden Girls. Available in multiple colors and featuring a polaroid of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia, this Golden Girls t-shirt is a must-have for any fan.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Stay golden, stay proud. Perfect for everyday, this Rainbow Stay Golden Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt from The Golden Girls is the perfect addition to your style. Available in multiple colors and inspired by pride, this Golden Girls t-shirt will be appreciated by any fan.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Available in multiple colors, this Pride Logo Unisex Tank Top from The Golden Girls is perfect to wear during Pride Month and beyond. Inspired by pride, this comfortable Golden Girls tank top lets you celebrate the LGBTQ+ community with each wear.

• This tank is a must have! It features a rounded neck and is designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Made of: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fit: Modern Fit
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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This Rainbow Unisex Tank Top from The Golden Girls lets you head out to your local pride parade with your favorite squad by your side. Featuring a rainbow pattern of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia against a comfortable white material, this tank top is a must-have for fans of The Golden Girls.

• This comfortable, relaxed fit is perfect for a sunny day out!
• Fit: Slim; item generally runs small.
• Made Of: 95% polyester, 5% elastane.
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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After a fun day of celebrating Pride Month, you will love snuggling into this Polaroid Rainbow Sherpa Blanket from The Golden Girls. Featuring a squad photo of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia against a rainbow background, this ultra-soft blanket will become your favorite household accessory.

• You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
• Made Of: 100% polyester.
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

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This Polaroid Rainbow Photo Upload Mug from The Golden Girls lets you take your best friend, pal, and confidant with you on your next coffee break. Featuring The Golden Girls pride logo on one side and a custom image on the other, this personalized pride mug is the perfect addition to your drinkware.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large, easy-grip handle.

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Any fan of The Golden Girls will love adding this Icon Logo Phone Case from The Golden Girls to their mobile device! Made with a hard outer shell that is both shock and drop resistant, this phone case lets you keep your phone safe while showing off how much you love The Golden Girls.

• Protect you phone in style with this premium tough phone case!
• Dual Layers: Soft black cushion interior case and an outer hardcover shell that is made out of high-quality polycarbonate.
• Fit: Full coverage of your phone with easy access to all ports.
• Additional information: Resistant to scratching , peeling , and fading. This case is drop-proof and shock resistant.