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A hilarious how-to guide on being human by everyone's favorite Bending Unit, Bender B. Rodriguez.

HEY MEATBAG! Are you a human or do you just want to be one? Do you think you're good at being human? Well, you're WRONG, pal! Get right with the info in Bender's Guide to Life: By me, Bender!, and you too can be almost human! Here's all the nitty-gritty detail on how to eat, drink, and be merry, in home life, work life, or any other kind of life that you might have.

From office pranks to how NOT to "Kill all humans!," Bender's Guide to Life features original art and questionable advice for the ages from all your Futurama favorites including Fry, Leela, Amy, and yes, Bender himself. And even some from no one's favorite, Dr. John Zoidberg.

"A truly delightful book loaded with useful information." —Me, Bender

• Format: Hardcover
• Pages: 128
• Author: Matt Groening
• On Sale Date: 9/3/2024
• Size: 7.7 x 5.7 x .7

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This Little Golden Book retells the story of how The Golden Girls met!

Ever wonder how Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sofia from The Golden Girls met? This beautifully illustrated Little Golden Book retells fateful episode 25 of The Golden Girls from 1986. It's the perfect gift for fans of the beloved series and Little Golden Book collectors of all ages!

Series Overview: As of right now we only plan to publish this one Golden Girls Little Golden Book.

• Format: Hardcover
• Pages: 24
• Author: Derek Elmer, Shane Clester (Illustrated by)
• Size: 8 x 6.6 x .2

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From the hilarious characters to the most memorable moments, test your knowledge of The Golden Girls with this officially licensed episode guide and trivia set based on the beloved series.

First take a walk down memory lane with your favorite foursome as you brush up on your knowledge with the 96-page episode guide, including brief summaries of all 180 episodes.

Next gather your closest friends for a lightning round of trivia with a deck of 50 cards and 200 questions (50 per Golden Girl).

Store the episode guide and trivia deck together in the handsome magnetic closure box.

Publication Date: 10/2020

Pages: 96

Product Dimensions: 3.50(w) x 5.30(h) x 1.50(d)

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Jingle all the way with the crew of Planet Express in this hilarious retelling of the Christmas classic.

Join Fry, Leela, and Bender as they battle Robot Santa on Xmas Eve. This delightful book reimagines the traditional poem with the beloved characters of Groening's award-winning Futurama series. Deck the halls along with the crew of Planet Express in this newly minted Christmas classic featuring new art and an original story inspired by the iconic holiday poem. In the vein of other pop culture holiday tales such as A Die Hard Christmas and Bob Ross' Happy Little Night Before Christmas, this is Christmas with a thirty-first century twist. Start a new tradition with this fully authorized and fully outlandish poem of tidings and terror.

About The Author Matt Groening is the creator and executive producer of the Emmy® Award–winning series Futurama and The Simpsons, as well as creator of the animated television series Disenchantment. He is the man responsible for bringing animation back to prime time and creating an immortal nuclear family. In addition to supervising the ongoing production of his television series, he wrote and illustrated Life in Hell, a weekly syndicated comic strip, from 1977 to 2012.

• Publish Date: September 26, 2023
• Format: Hardcover
• Category: Performing Arts - Television - Genres - Comedy
• Publisher: Universe
• Trim Size: 8 x 10
• Pages: 48

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Containing over forty new desserts and drink recipes from Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia, this follow-up to the first The Golden Girls Cookbook will make you feel like you're relaxing on the lanai or getting set to win the Shady Pines bake-off. Fans demanded more Golden Girls cheesecake recipes, and the Fab Four deliver with The Golden Girls Cookbook: Cheesecakes and Cocktails! Rose's The Fall of St. Olaf Pumpkin Cheesecake and Dorothy's Vodka and Black Underwear drink vie for your heart (and stomach) against Sophia's Double Fudge Amaretto Ricotta Cheesecake and Blanche's Big Daddy Mint Julep. With easy-to-follow tips, you'll learn how to make your cheesecake the star of any kitchen table and your drinks something talk about over, well, drinks. And if that's not enough, Sophia's guide to Caffè Corretto will make the rest of your day very correct. Welcome to 6151 Richmond Street, circa 1985, where joy and friendship abound, and the cheesecake is always ready for a late-night therapy session. Filled with innovative recipes by renowned chef Christopher Styler, and beautiful photos by New York Times food photographer Andrew Scrivani—plus fun quotes, jokes, and photographs from the show--this is a must-have for all fans of The Golden Girls.

• Number of Pages: 160
• Format: Hardcover 
• Author: Christopher Styler
  

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With a foreword by Christian Slater

A fully illustrated and highly visual guide to everything Archer—from storyboards to character sketches to script excerpts—making it a collector’s item for Archer fans everywhere.

Debuting in 2009, FX’s Archer is the ultimate spy satire, brimming with irreverence, political incorrectness, and outrageous moments. The Art of Archer is a must-have companion to the groundbreaking animated comedy series, for fans and cinephiles alike.

Featuring 240 pages of concept art, exclusive interviews, script excerpts and the never-before-released original pitch for the series, The Art of Archer offers an utterly unique view of the Archer creative process. Commentary from the crew will walk fans all the way from squiggles to the brilliant final picture, revealing not only their process but their history as well. Exclusive interviews with the Emmy-nominated cast offer insights to their beloved characters and a glimpse of their favorite moments of the ceaselessly hilarious comedy.

This amazing collection is a comprehensive look behind the scenes of the award-winning animated series, showing in stunning detail the evolution of its utterly messed up (yet beloved) characters, the world’s most dysfunctional spy agency, and more. With storyboards, costume designs, reference photographs, immaculate background paintings and more, this is Archer as you have never seen it before.

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

Publication Date: 01/17/2012

Pages: 164

Product Dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.70(d)

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“The Gang” from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia attempts their most ill-conceived, get-rich quick scheme yet: publishing a “self-help book” to hilarious, sometimes dangerous, and often revolting, results.

The Gang may have finally found their golden ticket. Left alone to close down Paddy’s Pub one night, Charlie Kelly inadvertently scored himself, and his friends, the opportunity of a lifetime—a book deal with a real publishing company, real advance money, and a real(ly confused) editor. While his actual ability to read and write remains unclear, Charlie sealed the deal with some off-the-cuff commentary on bird law and the nuances of killing rats (and maybe with the help of some glue fumes in the basement with an unstable editor on a bender). While The Gang is stunned by the news, and the legally binding, irrevocable contract left on the bar, they are also ready to rise to the task and become millionaires—and of course, help Charlie actually write the book.

In their own inimitable voices, Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Sweet Dee, and Frank weigh in on important topics like Relationships, Financial Success and Career, Fashion and Personal Grooming, Health and Diet, and Survival Skills, providing insane advice, tips, tricks, and recipes (Rum Ham anyone?) as only they can.

Fans of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia rejoice and welcome the most influential work in the history of the written word (or at least since the script for The Nightman Cometh): The 7 Secrets of Awakening the Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant, Today. 

Publication Date: January 2015

Pages: 256

Product Dimensions: 5.90(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.80(d)

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Put your thoughts, dreams, ideas, and inspirations to paper in this one of a kind guided journal, a must-have for The Golden Girls fans.

Now fans of The Golden Girls have another way to enjoy their favorite foursome. Dozens of lightly guided prompts that are both fun and heartwarming ask you to record your memorable moments, favorite friends, and the things that make you happiest in this charming journal, inspired by The Golden Girls and with full-color photos from the show.

Publication Date: 6/2020

Pages: 128

Product Dimensions: 5.75(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.50(d)

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A deluxe boxed set of four hilarious yet heartwarming autobiographies from your favorite Golden Girls.

The 4 hardcover books include:

• Pray for Brains by Dorothy Zbornak
• As They Say in St. Olaf by Rose Nylund
• Picture It: Sicily by Sophia Petrillo
• The Curse of Being a Devastatingly Beautiful Woman by Blanche Devereaux

Publication Date: 4/2020

Pages: 192

Product Dimensions: 4.90(w) x 6.90(h) x 2.00(d)

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This official cookbook features totally eighties dishes from the hit TV show.

Fans have been clamoring for the recipes created by television's favorite Mother, Beverly Goldberg, and The Goldbergs Cookbook delivers. Played by Wendi McLendon-Covey and based on creator and show-runner Adam F. Goldberg's real mother, Beverly Goldberg takes every opportunity to cook for her family, putting forth her philosophy: food is love-- and a way to manipulate.

These seventy recipes, most taken from the same recipe box prominently featured in the show's sixth season, give hungry fans their best chance to cook like Beverly, who uses outlandish quantities of cheeses and meats (with veggies few and far between)--and who doles out unwanted help and snuggies to her ungrateful kids as she goes.

Recipes include Beverly's infamous Shrimp Parm-- and many other Parms, since Parming is her thing; meaty family favorites such as Rib Pot Pie (No Peas, No Carrots), 7-Meat Meatloaf, and Big Tasty Pork; and recipes Bev makes with good (unsolicited) intentions, including Barry's Special Power Chili and Bran Muffins to Help You Make, among many others. Retro food photographs accompany many of the recipes and show stills will showcase the entire Goldberg family in all of their high-strung glory.

Publication Date: 4/2020

Pages: 160

Product Dimensions: 6.40(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.90(d)

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Derek Hough, the dashing Emmy Award-winning fan favorite, and only five-time champion of the hit ABC reality show Dancing With the Stars, tells the inspiring story of his life and career, and shares insider tips of how he transforms his celebrity dance partners into confident, charismatic champions.

For eleven seasons, millions of people have tuned in to Dancing with the Stars to watch Derek Hough, the talented, consummate competitor whose skill and commitment have made him the show’s all-time champion. Whether he’s dancing with an Olympic gold medalist, an internationally renowned recording star, or a celebrated actress, Derek instills in each of his celebrity partners a deep passion, respect for hard work, and an irrepressible joie de vie spirit.

Now, for the first time ever, Derek opens up about his life and the lessons he’s learned on and off the dance floor, revealing how he went from bullied boy to ballroom boss. He details how his experiences have taught him to embrace a positive outlook, and shares the insights he’s gained working with celebrity partners, along with never-before-told, behind-the-scenes stories from the show.

Throughout, Derek spills the real secrets of learning to dance—connection, respect, and cooperative commitment—and demonstrates how he draws on the lessons of dance and competition to embrace and overcome the daily challenges we all face.

Publication Date: 08/04/2015

Pages: 224

Product Dimensions: 5.20(w) x 7.80(h) x 0.60(d)