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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

 

Publication Date: 01/17/2012

Pages: 164

Product Dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.70(d)

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Celebrate your favorite show everywhere you go by adding this Archer Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary Die Cut Sticker to your laptop, notebook, planner, and more. Featuring the show logo, this sticker is the perfect addition to your Archer collection.

• Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

For non-commercial personal use only

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Step into the Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary in style with this Archer Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Featuring an Ocelot next to the sanctuary logo, this tee lets you represent these majestic, albeit sickly, creatures with each wear.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

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Celebrate your favorite show everywhere you go by adding this Archer Sploosh Die Cut Sticker to your laptop, notebook, planner, and more. Featuring the show logo, this sticker is the perfect addition to your Archer collection.

• Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

For non-commercial personal use only

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This Archer Shut Up Liver Die Cut Sticker makes a great gift for any fan of the series. Place this sticker on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, and more to show your support for Archer.

• Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

For non-commercial personal use only

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This Archer M/V Seamus Die Cut Sticker makes a great gift for any fan of the series. Place this sticker on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, and more to show your support for Archer.

• Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

For non-commercial personal use only

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• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Paper weight: 7.67 oz/y² (260 g/m²)
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant

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From bowling with team Bowling Puns to hosting an Archer marathon, you will love wearing this Archer Bowling Puns Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt every chance you get. Comfortable and classic, this tee makes a great addition to your Archer collection.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

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Crack open a cold one in style with this Archer Red Beer Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Featuring the Red Beer logo across the front, this short-sleeve tee makes a great gift to any fan of Archer.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

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This comfortable Archer Kiss Me I'm Archer Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt lets you celebrate the luck o' the Irish in style. Featuring "Kiss Me I'm Archer" surrounding Archer in a festive green hat, this tee is perfect to wear to all of your St. Patrick's Day festivities.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

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There are many pros of dating you, and this Archer Pros of Dating Me Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt proves it. Perfect for Archer fans, this comfortable, hilarious tee makes a thoughtful gift for that special someone this Valentine’s Day.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.