King of the Hill Merchandise

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King of the Hill fans, this classic Alamo t-shirt is your official uniform for standing around the alley. Whether you're selling propane and propane accessories or just dreaming of a cold Texas ale, this relaxed cotton top delivers pure Arlen style. Channel your inner Hank and crack open a metaphorical cold one, because I tell you what, this is one mighty fine piece of apparel.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit

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King of the Hill fans, this relaxed T-shirt is almost better than a full tank of clean-burning propane. Featuring Hank Hill in full "Dang it, Bobby!" distress, this garment-dyed cotton tee perfectly captures the beautiful frustrations of fatherhood. It is incredibly comfortable, highly breathable, and ready for your next alleyway beer. Tell you what, it's a dang good shirt.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit

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Make Dale proud by letting your King of the Hill conspiracies come alive in this relaxed T-shirt! Featuring Arlen's favorite paranoid exterminator, Dale Gribble, demanding his rightful share of extraterrestrial probing, this graphic tee honors pure Gribble logic. Woven from soft, washed cotton for a comfortably laid-back fit, it is the ultimate undercover uniform for basement radio broadcasts, standing by the alley fence, or safely dodging neighborhood government surveillance.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit

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King of the Hill brings this cozy black hoodie featuring Arlen's favorite boy, Bobby! Whether you are practicing prop comedy, yelling about a purse, or just eating fruit pies on the couch, this cotton-blend pullover keeps things comfortable. Show off your Texas pride with a spacious front pocket perfect for sneaking extra snacks. That boy might not be right, but this comfortable apparel definitely is.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket

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King of the Hill fans, this hoodie is your perfect layer for chilly mornings at Strickland Propane. Whether you're mowing the lawn or standing in the alley, this cozy cotton-blend pullover keeps you warmer than a clean-burning grill. Featuring a roomy front pocket for your backup WD-40, it proudly shows you respect propane and propane accessories. Stay comfortable out there, I tell you h-wat!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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King of the Hill wisdom meets ultimate comfort in this classic camo hoodie. Yep. Mm-hmm. Join Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer for a cold one by the alley fence. Whether you are selling propane and propane accessories or just braving the Arlen streets, this relaxed fleece layer keeps you warm. Show off your Texas pride and stay cozy out there!

· Cotton and polyester blend fleece fabric
· Relaxed fit for easy layering
· Soft fleece-lined hood for added warmth
· Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure feel
· Durable double-stitched seams
· Tear-away label for added comfort

For camo color options, slight variations in lighter design areas may occur due to the fabric pattern.

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King of the Hill fans will love this Alamo dad hat. It is the perfect headwear for mowing the lawn, standing in the alley with the guys, or relaxing after a long day of selling propane and propane accessories. Featuring a comfortable unstructured fit and an easily adjustable strap, this cap is a mighty reliable choice for any proud Arlen local to wear around town. Yep - Mm-Hm.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

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King of the Hill fans, this glossy sticker sheet is exactly what your gear needs, I tell you what. Perfect for customizing your laptop, phone, or Alamo Beer cooler, these durable decals feature Hank, Bobby, and the alley crew wrapped in festive wreaths. Give your everyday items a touch of Arlen charm that sticks around longer than a Texas summer. Yep, these are the ultimate propane accessories.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU), Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border
• Glossy finish
• Fast and easy application
• 2–3 year durability
• Indoor use

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the stickers.

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This comfy King of the Hill Stickland Propane Icon Personalized T-Shirt makes a great gift for the ultimate King of the Hill fan! Featuring the Strickland Propane Icon, this short-sleeve tee is perfect for grilling with the boys or watching your favorite episodes of King of the Hill.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Standing at 74" x 23", this realistic King of the Hill Hank Cardboard Cutout Standee lets you take fun selfies or give any room in your home an upgrade. Place this King of the Hill Hank Standee in your bedroom, office, media room, or dorm to show some love for King of the Hill.

• Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing
• Material: Cardboard
• Additional Information: This item is nonrefundable. No returns accepted.
• Made in the USA

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Show your love for Arlen's finest propane (and propane accessories) with the King of the Hill T-Shirt – Strickland Propane. Featuring the iconic Strickland Propane logo, this tee is a must-have for fans of the classic animated series and everyone who appreciates Hank Hill's dedication to clean-burning fuel.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed fit

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Keep your daily essentials in one place while showing love for your favorite series with the King of the Hill That's My Purse Tote Bag. Roomy, stylish, and featuring "That's my purse, I don't know" this tote will become any fan's favorite accessory.

• Dimensions: Bag 15" x 15"
• Maximum weight limit: 44lb
• Handle length: 11.8".
• Made Of: 100% spun polyester fabric, Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim.
• Care: Handwash.

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Standing at 73" x 17", this realistic King of the Hill Dale Cardboard Cutout Standee lets you take fun selfies or give any room in your home an upgrade. Place this King of the Hill Dale Standee in your bedroom, office, media room, or dorm to show some love for King of the Hill.

• Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing
• Material: Cardboard
• Additional Information: This item is nonrefundable. No returns accepted.
• Made in the USA

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Keep your drink cold and your Texas pride strong with the King of the Hill Alamo Beer Can Cooler! Featuring the iconic Alamo Beer logo from Arlen's favorite hangout, this insulated sleeve is perfect for BBQs, tailgates, or backyard beers with the guys — just like Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer.

 

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5" × 4" (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5" × 3.2" (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed

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Fall in love with the King of the Hill Bobby Heartthrob Comfort Colors T-Shirt! Featuring Bobby Hill in his charming glory, this shirt captures the essence of everyone's favorite lovable goofball. Made with Comfort Colors fabric for superior softness and durability, it's a must-have for any Bobby fan looking to show off their admiration for this iconic character.

• 100% carded cotton
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

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Standing at 68" x 26", this realistic King of the Hill Bill Cardboard Cutout Standee lets you take fun selfies or give any room in your home an upgrade. Place this King of the Hill Bill Standee in your bedroom, office, media room, or dorm to show some love for King of the Hill.

• Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing
• Material: Cardboard
• Additional Information: This item is nonrefundable. No returns accepted.
• Made in the USA

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What better way to show some love for King of the Hill than by adding this iconic Character Line Up Short Sleeve T-Shirt to your daily look? Featuring the boys of King of the Hill, this comfy tee is a must-have look for the biggest King of the Hill fans.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Featuring the famous quote "That's my purse, I don't know you", this King of the Hill That's My Purse Short Sleeve T-Shirt is available in multiple colors, this King of the Hill T-Shirt is perfect to wear as you watch your favorite episodes of King of the Hill. No matter where you wear it or how you style it, this tee lets everyone know how much you love King of the Hill.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Standing at 72" x 17", this realistic King of the Hill Boomhauer Cardboard Cutout Standee lets you take fun selfies or give any room in your home an upgrade. Place this King of the Hill Boomhauer Standee in your bedroom, office, media room, or dorm to show some love for King of the Hill.

• Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing
• Material: Cardboard
• Additional Information: This item is nonrefundable. No returns accepted.
• Made in the USA

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This comfy King of the Hill I'll Tell You Whut T-Shirt makes a great gift for the ultimate King of the Hill fan! Featuring Made in the US of A across the chest, this short-sleeve tee is perfect for grilling with the boys or watching your favorite episodes of King of the Hill.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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From your notebook to your laptop, this King of the Hill That's My Purse Die Cut Sticker lets you represent your favorite show everywhere you go. Featuring the famous quote "That's my purse, I don't know you", this sticker lets you represent your fandom everywhere you go.

• Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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This comfy King of the Hill Stickland Propane Icon T-Shirt makes a great gift for the ultimate King of the Hill fan! Featuring the Strickland Propane Icon, this short-sleeve tee is perfect for grilling with the boys or watching your favorite episodes of King of the Hill.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Bundle up in the King of the Hill "I'll Tell You Whut" Hoodie, showcasing Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer! This hoodie is a must-have for fans who appreciate the humor and camaraderie of Arlen's most memorable quartet, featuring Hank's iconic quote from the show. Stay comfy and cool while proudly displaying your love for this classic animated series!

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Show your Arlen pride with the King of the Hill "Yep. Mmm-Hm." Hoodie, inspired by Hank Hill's iconic Texas-approved catchphrase. Simple, subtle, and full of propane-fueled charm, this hoodie is perfect for fans who like to keep things classic.

• Made of: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester, Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

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Give your outfit the perfect finishing touch by adding this Strickland Propane Icon Embroidered Hat to the mix. Featuring the Strickland Propane Icon embroidered into the front, this hat lets you represent King of the Hill everywhere you go.

• Made of: 100% brushed cotton twill
• Embroidered
• Additional Information: Adjustable slide closure and buckle

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Featuring the group grilling, this King of the Hill Grilling Group Short Sleeve T-Shirt is available in multiple colors, this King of the Hill T-Shirt is perfect to wear as you watch your favorite episodes of King of the Hill. No matter where you wear it or how you style it, this tee lets everyone know how much you love King of the Hill.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Enjoy your favorite coffee, tea, or brew of choice in style with this King of the Hill Logo Mug. Featuring the show logo, this mug reminds everyone of their love for King of the Hill. This mug also makes a great gift for any King of the Hill fan.

• Sip your favorite beverage out of this high-gloss ceramic coffee mug.
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large, easy-grip handle.
  

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Rep your favorite Arlen crew with the King of the Hill Logo Trucker Hat! Featuring the classic King of the Hill logo embroidered on the front, this hat delivers laid-back Texas style with a nod to one of TV's most beloved animated series.

• This trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun!
• Head circumference: 21 5/8" to 23 5/8" (54.9 cm to 60 cm); adjustable closure.
• Made Of: 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester, or 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Closure: Snapback
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

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This King of the Hill Grass Logo Sherpa Blanket is perfect to snuggle up in as you binge King of the Hill. Featuring the show logo mowed into a lawn on the soft mink front and a cozy sherpa back, this King of the Hill blanket is the perfect household accessory for fans.

• You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
• Soft and smooth mink touch front with a tan sherpa back.
• Made Of: 100% polyester.
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for the longest life.

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Featuring the Strickland Propane Logo, this King of the Hill Stickland Propand Short Sleeve T-Shirt is available in multiple colors, this King of the Hill T-Shirt is perfect to wear as you watch your favorite episodes of King of the Hill. No matter where you wear it or how you style it, this tee lets everyone know how much you love King of the Hill.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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What better way to show some love for King of the Hill than by adding this iconic Family Portrait Short Sleeve T-Shirt to your daily look? Featuring Hank, Peggy and Bobby this comfy tee is a must-have look for the biggest King of the Hill fans.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

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Crack open some Arlen nostalgia with the King of the Hill Can-Shaped Glass – Alamo. Designed to resemble your favorite cold one, this can-shaped glass features a fun Alamo Beer–inspired graphic—perfect for fans who can quote every Hank, Bobby, and Boomhauer moment.

• Glass material
• Comes with a lid and straw
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• This glass is intended for cold beverages only and shouldn’t be used with hot drinks

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Standing at 74" x 29", this realistic King of the Hill Family Cardboard Cutout Standee lets you take fun selfies or give any room in your home an upgrade. Place this King of the Hill Family Standee in your bedroom, office, media room, or dorm to show some love for King of the Hill.

• Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing
• Material: Cardboard
• Additional Information: This item is nonrefundable. No returns accepted.
• Made in the USA

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After grilling with the boys, you will love relaxing on the beach or by the pool with this King of the Hill Hank Tubing Beach Towel. With a super-soft plush feel, this towel will become your favorite accessory.

• Whether at the beach or pool you will use this beach towel as your favorite accessory all summer!
• Measures: 30"x56".
• Made Of: 100% Velour Terry Cotton.
• Care: Please wash before using towel. Pile and softness will return.

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Celebrate the iconic characters of Arlen with the King of the Hill Characters Comfort Colors T-Shirt! Featuring your favorite faces from Hank to Peggy and the whole crew, this shirt is a nostalgic tribute to the beloved animated series. Made with Comfort Colors fabric for ultimate softness and durability, it's the perfect attire for any King of the Hill fan!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed fit

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Enjoy your favorite coffee, tea, or brew of choice in style with this King of the Hill Grilling Group Mug. Featuring the group grilling, this mug reminds everyone of their love for King of the Hill. This mug also makes a great gift for any King of the Hill fan.

• Sip your favorite beverage out of this high-gloss ceramic coffee mug.
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large, easy-grip handle.
  

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Tis the season propane style with the King of the Hill Grassman Holiday Wooden Ornament. Whether you're a longtime King of the Hill fan or just love quirky holiday accents, this ornament adds a fun and nostalgic touch to your holiday celebrations. It's the perfect gift for any King of the Hill enthusiast or a great way to bring some animated humor into your seasonal decorations.

• Material: solid, natural Hinoki wood
• Ornament thickness: 0.37 inches (9 mm)
• Comes with a red paper ribbon and a hole to thread it through
• Magnetic back
• Two-sided print

WARNING! This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or lead, which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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Enjoy your favorite coffee, tea, or brew of choice in style with this King of the Hill Made in the US of A Mug. Featuring the Made in the US of A, this mug reminds everyone of their love for King of the Hill. This mug also makes a great gift for any King of the Hill fan.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• MADE IN THE USA
• Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

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Keep your drink tastefully chilled with the King of the Hill Propane Can Cooler! Inspired by Hank Hill's love for propane and propane accessories, this can cooler is perfect for backyard BBQs, tailgates, or just kickin' back with a cold one. Whether you're grilling like a pro or debating the merits of charcoal (don't let Hank hear that!), this cooler keeps your beverage at the perfect temperature

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5" × 4" (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5" × 3.2" (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed

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"Yep...Mmmyep... Mmmhmmm." Gather up your friends and place all of your favorite King of the Hill Guys in one room with all 4 realistic King of the Hill Standees. Perfect for King of the Hill theme parties, selfies, and more, this standee bundle was made for the biggest fans of Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer.

 

• Easel glued to the back to make it free-standing.
• Material: Cardboard
• Additional Information: This item is nonrefundable. No returns accepted.
• Made in the USA
• Arrives as four separate standing characters, not one unified product.
• Standee Sizes:
  
  • Bill: 68" x 26" IN
  • Hank: 74" x 23"IN
  • Dale: 73" x 17" IN

  • Boomhauer: 72" x 17" IN