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A hilarious how-to guide on being human by everyone's favorite Bending Unit, Bender B. Rodriguez.

HEY MEATBAG! Are you a human or do you just want to be one? Do you think you're good at being human? Well, you're WRONG, pal! Get right with the info in Bender's Guide to Life: By me, Bender!, and you too can be almost human! Here's all the nitty-gritty detail on how to eat, drink, and be merry, in home life, work life, or any other kind of life that you might have.

From office pranks to how NOT to "Kill all humans!," Bender's Guide to Life features original art and questionable advice for the ages from all your Futurama favorites including Fry, Leela, Amy, and yes, Bender himself. And even some from no one's favorite, Dr. John Zoidberg.

"A truly delightful book loaded with useful information." —Me, Bender

• Format: Hardcover
• Pages: 128
• Author: Matt Groening
• On Sale Date: 9/3/2024
• Size: 7.7 x 5.7 x .7

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This Little Golden Book retells the story of how The Golden Girls met!

Ever wonder how Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sofia from The Golden Girls met? This beautifully illustrated Little Golden Book retells fateful episode 25 of The Golden Girls from 1986. It's the perfect gift for fans of the beloved series and Little Golden Book collectors of all ages!

Series Overview: As of right now we only plan to publish this one Golden Girls Little Golden Book.

• Format: Hardcover
• Pages: 24
• Author: Derek Elmer, Shane Clester (Illustrated by)
• Size: 8 x 6.6 x .2

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A deluxe boxed set of four hilarious yet heartwarming autobiographies from your favorite Golden Girls.

The 4 hardcover books include:

• Pray for Brains by Dorothy Zbornak
• As They Say in St. Olaf by Rose Nylund
• Picture It: Sicily by Sophia Petrillo
• The Curse of Being a Devastatingly Beautiful Woman by Blanche Devereaux

Publication Date: 4/2020

Pages: 192

Product Dimensions: 4.90(w) x 6.90(h) x 2.00(d)

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Containing over forty new desserts and drink recipes from Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia, this follow-up to the first The Golden Girls Cookbook will make you feel like you're relaxing on the lanai or getting set to win the Shady Pines bake-off. Fans demanded more Golden Girls cheesecake recipes, and the Fab Four deliver with The Golden Girls Cookbook: Cheesecakes and Cocktails! Rose's The Fall of St. Olaf Pumpkin Cheesecake and Dorothy's Vodka and Black Underwear drink vie for your heart (and stomach) against Sophia's Double Fudge Amaretto Ricotta Cheesecake and Blanche's Big Daddy Mint Julep. With easy-to-follow tips, you'll learn how to make your cheesecake the star of any kitchen table and your drinks something talk about over, well, drinks. And if that's not enough, Sophia's guide to Caffè Corretto will make the rest of your day very correct. Welcome to 6151 Richmond Street, circa 1985, where joy and friendship abound, and the cheesecake is always ready for a late-night therapy session. Filled with innovative recipes by renowned chef Christopher Styler, and beautiful photos by New York Times food photographer Andrew Scrivani—plus fun quotes, jokes, and photographs from the show--this is a must-have for all fans of The Golden Girls.

• Number of Pages: 160
• Format: Hardcover 
• Author: Christopher Styler
  

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

Publication Date: 01/17/2012

Pages: 164

Product Dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.70(d)

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Put your thoughts, dreams, ideas, and inspirations to paper in this one of a kind guided journal, a must-have for The Golden Girls fans.

Now fans of The Golden Girls have another way to enjoy their favorite foursome. Dozens of lightly guided prompts that are both fun and heartwarming ask you to record your memorable moments, favorite friends, and the things that make you happiest in this charming journal, inspired by The Golden Girls and with full-color photos from the show.

Publication Date: 6/2020

Pages: 128

Product Dimensions: 5.75(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.50(d)

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With a foreword by Christian Slater

A fully illustrated and highly visual guide to everything Archer—from storyboards to character sketches to script excerpts—making it a collector’s item for Archer fans everywhere.

Debuting in 2009, FX’s Archer is the ultimate spy satire, brimming with irreverence, political incorrectness, and outrageous moments. The Art of Archer is a must-have companion to the groundbreaking animated comedy series, for fans and cinephiles alike.

Featuring 240 pages of concept art, exclusive interviews, script excerpts and the never-before-released original pitch for the series, The Art of Archer offers an utterly unique view of the Archer creative process. Commentary from the crew will walk fans all the way from squiggles to the brilliant final picture, revealing not only their process but their history as well. Exclusive interviews with the Emmy-nominated cast offer insights to their beloved characters and a glimpse of their favorite moments of the ceaselessly hilarious comedy.

This amazing collection is a comprehensive look behind the scenes of the award-winning animated series, showing in stunning detail the evolution of its utterly messed up (yet beloved) characters, the world’s most dysfunctional spy agency, and more. With storyboards, costume designs, reference photographs, immaculate background paintings and more, this is Archer as you have never seen it before.

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The New York Times bestselling series that began with Murder by Cheesecake continues with an all-new Golden Girls cozy mystery!

When the Girls accept a very strange invitation to a lavish party on a remote island estate, they find that murder has a way of ruining even the most glamorous of evenings.

The invite delivered to 6151 Richmond Street was short on details, only promising to celebrate “the greatest artist of the century” and accompanied by a jewel-encrusted brooch—the whole package a brand of mysterious opulence that another Saturday night of gin rummy just can’t match.

Blanche Devereaux’s passionate dalliances are as plentiful as hot Southern nights, and surely one can’t be expected to remember all of one’s suitors. But when the Girls disembark the party’s ferry at a small Biscayne Bay island and meet their secretive host, the memories come flooding back: she a Radio City Rockette in her twenties, he the poor artist who could offer her nothing but his love. Fate drove them apart, but Declan, now a famous artist El Toro, professes that Blanche has always been his muse.

Featured prominently in his artworks and central to El Toro’s return to the apex of the art world, Blanche is thrilled to have been such an inspiring figure to this man. But looking around at a party filled with those who have made their livings off the artist’s fame—his assistant, his art dealer, his greatest critic, and more—Dorothy isn’t so sure they’re welcome on the island after all.

When a tropical storm knocks power out across the island, an optimistic Blanche proclaims that everyone looks better by candlelight anyway. But when Declan is found dead the next morning, all eyes are on her, his supposed muse of thirty-plus years. Trapped at the estate with the other guests—suspects all—the Girls must band together to find the true killer and get back to pleasant evenings of card games and cheesecake.

Story Locale: Miami, FL

• Format: Paperback
• Pages: 320 Pages
• Author: Rachel Ekstrom Courage

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The first novel in the all-new Golden Girls Cozy Mystery Series! Now, a New York Times Bestseller

When Dorothy’s obnoxious date is found dead in a hotel freezer, it not only ruins a gorgeous cheesecake but threatens the elaborate St. Olaf–themed wedding Rose is hosting.

Things are heating up, and not just because of Blanche’s hot flashes. Rose’s cousin is eloping to Miami, and Rose is playing host. If she can't balance the groom’s family’s snobbery against the traditional St. Olaf wedding week guidelines, her hometown may never accept her cousin again!

Dorothy quickly realizes she needs a date with whom she can exchange wedding-related wisecracks. Turning to a newfangled VHS dating service, she believes she’s found the ideal conversationalist. Unfortunately, what looks good on TV can actually be a total jerk in real life. It seems she’ll just have to enjoy the company of Sophia, Blanche, and whomever Blanche has targeted for a hookup.

As the Girls all pitch in, Rose is thrilled that the tea-and-fish-themed kickoff event is perfect, not a herring out of place. That is until Dorothy’s date is found dead—face-planted in an otherwise scrumptious-looking cheesecake. With every guest a suspect (especially Dorothy) and a marriage on the line, the four besties must ID the real killer, get the should-be-happy couple down the aisle, and make sure nobody from St. Olaf gets lost in the wilds of Miami. It’s up to the Golden Girls to sleuth out a way for friendship and love to win the day!

• Format: Paperback
• Pages: 336 Pages
• Author: Rachel Ekstrom Courage

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A new cookbook for beginners and curious cooks by Emmy Award–winning talk show host and journalist Tamron Hall and her good friend, award-winning chef Lish Steiling. When Tamron Hall and Lish Steiling first met while working at the Today show, they never imagined that their friendship would lead to endless kitchen adventures filled with laughs, learning, and even tears of pure joy. In A Confident Cook, they share that same empowerment and excitement with those who are just beginning to cook. Learn how to select the tools you need (and skip the ones you don't!), how to stock your pantry, and how to cook for one, two, or a whole group. This book is packed with scrumptious recipes, including Baked French Toast with Sparkling Berries, Crispy Fried Chicken, Harissa Roasted Carrots with Queso Fresco, and Chai-Spiced Pudding, as well as cocktails and mocktails like the delicious "Not Tonight, Satan." Throughout, Lish and Tamron chat, teach, learn, and inspire you to keep it going in the kitchen!

• Format: Hardcover
• Pages: 256
• Author: Tamron Hall, Lish Steiling